The Ocscars have the Razzies so how about an awards show to counter the Emmies? We can call it "The Trashies." The trashiest characters, story lines and shows will receive..... what else... a trash can and the dubious distinction of being a trashy award winner. And the nominees are:
1. Any VH1 show with the words "of love" in the title.
2. Any show featuring a former contestant on an "of love show"
3. Any soap opera character who has sexed up more than one member of the same family (Brooke on "Bold and the Beautiful" this means you)
4. Any reality show cast member who makes out with more than one person in a single episode
5. Any reality show that has to bleep out more than 5 cuss words per episode
6. Any reality show cast member who has to be bleeped or have exposed body parts blurred in an episode.
7. Any story line that involves a stripper pole
8. Any show that features a cast member throwing up or relieving him or herself somewhere other than a toilet
The winners of the 2009 Trashies will be decided by people like me who are shamefully hooked on trashtastic television shows.
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