Sharing Too Much

I think I've stumbled upon reason number 279 why I am not married. I just don't think you should share EVERYTHING with your spouse. Sharing hopes, dreams and feelings? Sure! Sharing a toothbrush? No, my brother, you've got to buy your own (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKu78xJ6g1k)! Blame it on somewhat germophopic tendencies or issues related to growing up as an only child. Kissing is cool, but after the tongue action we owe it to our family dentist (http://www.northcarolinasmiles.com/) to keep our oral hygiene regimens separate.

I've done my research. There have been cases where Mr. Never-had-a-Cavity hooked up with Ms. Periodontal Disease and he wound up with a mouth full of fillings simply because her yuck mouth was contagious (http://www.ddsmiles.com/dental_information/sharing_too_much.htm). I'm not buying those arguments about living together as one. This isn't a "love" issue. Dr. Phil and his buddies would agree that sharing everything from your pension to your passions is very important http://marriage.about.com/cs/communicationtips/ht/shareheart.htm. This is simply Public Health 101 (http://www.netwellness.org/question.cfm/32821.htm)!

Love me, love my independence. I've got my own toothbrush, washcloth, deodorant, razor and my very own underwear and I refuse to share. If that's a problem for a guy then he's got the wrong germophobic girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C3xL3hMPP8).