With the help of the big ham we all know as Warren Sapp, I was able to stay awake during "Dancing with the Stars." Warren and his partner Kym had the most exciting routines, but the judges are fighting hard to keep the only female star on the dance floor. That's why they're still giving her higher scores than she deserves. Brooke is good, but let's face it, her tango was lackluster. Her solo was sexy, but she falls short when it comes to looking like a true professional.
Poor Cody is suffering in the competition thanks to his substitute partner, Edyta. Any 19-year old dude would lose his cool with her sliding her half naked body all over his crotch. I've never seen anyone work so hard at hip thrusting as Cody, but sadly his routine sucked.
Lance, who has a happy glow worm quality on the dance floor, lacked the wow factor this week. He doesn't have to worry about going home. I think we'll be saying good-bye to sweaty, cape twirling Maurice. Yes, his solo dance consisted of 15 seconds of furious cape twirling. That dude got screwed in the choreography department.
Warren needs to thank his partner Kym, for coming up with some choreography that worked for him. And we all need to thank Warren for keeping last night's show from being a total yawnfest. Am I the only one yearning for the return of the ballroom kids?
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